How I Discovered I can Squirt!!
There’s been a lot going on, I’ve got the flu and I’m procrastinating on 2 separate, yet almost finished reviews. I’m home alone Monday’s until late on Tuesday, so figured I’d just get myself off. Certainly can’t hurt to use the toys again before I complete the reviews, Right? I certainly need a little relaxation and ‘me’ time.
I’m totally enamoured with assbear.com’s hand picked, full length (this one’s just shy of half an hour), Free Porn Tube Clips and began watching this clip below; Source link:http://www.assbear.com/free/porn/teen-gone-wild
[EDIT] Jan 12 2011 – I’ve chosen to remove the clip as well as the links to it as linking to this style of porn type site and embedding clips can cause your site to be penalised by google and can prevent your domain from getting a page rank – check out some of my posts tagged with blogging for more info on page rank and google. However if you really want to see it just copy the link and paste it into your browser.
To start with I didn’t have the sound on & all of a sudden Im like WTF? Why does she keep jumping off of him? (yes I admit I’m often naive – but mostly just dumb) I was also enamoured with her larger than average clit – or at least much larger than mine.
Then I get a Phone Call, a Text Message, then a few tweets later and my precious Candy (My nickname for my new Layaspot) is forgotten, the porn has been abandoned and I’m out the door to do a bunch of chores. Finally get home.
Finally time to resume Masturbating. OOps I really did forget my ‘Candy’ Layaspot and hadn’t turned her off. Dead Batteries:( Oh Well! So I go grab my new Don Wands Curved Purple Swirl Dildo. Glass is so great, never need dumb assed batteries.
Now I can start paying some attention to the Porn I was watching earlier. . . finally the penny dropped. She’s Jumping off of him cause she’s Squirting!!
I’ve read a few things on squirting,I know what it is, I understand the principles of how it works and the theory of how to ‘teach’ yourself how to do it (actually If I remember correctly most of the articles were about telling men how to get women to squirt – Always thought -B’s fingers would be perfect for it. but as always I digress.)
The curved swirl wand seemed to be the perfect tool to hit that spot, that G-Spot hitting curve and the large head. I also found two spare batteries Under my laptop and fired my Layaspot back up.
I relaxed, I explored myself, I had fun. I really really wanted to cum, but it just wasn’t happening. I’d probably watched that same clip twice by this time; When with the wand inside me pressed against that right spot, the layaspot rested against it sending vibrations through the glass, my finger rubbing my clit and my mind in very naughty dirty places…I felt a gush. a tiny gush, but still a gush. Yet I didn’t believe it. I hadn’t cum, there’s no way that could be even a tiny squirt.
So I kept going, wishing I had a few extra hands, I truly ‘Let go’ of everything. When people say that getting of and having mind blowing Orgasms is in the mind for women – I tend to agree. An earlier, Indirect conversation caused me to let go of everything. I was so into it I didn’t have a single care in the world. I was 100% relaxed and didn’t give a shit about anyone or anything – It was an empowering place to be mentally.
Shortly after I felt another small gush like sensation, then another, and yet another. each slightly bigger than the one before, yet remaining quite small. I wasn’t turning back now. At that moment I probably would’ve fucked anyone that wanted me. I was sot turned on physically that It is beyond compare,whilst my mind was on a wholly separate plane, I didn’t even realise That 2 hours had passed. It felt euphoric, almost like an opiate haze – but that ,may be the cough syrup talking!
I still couldn’t quite believe I was doing it. I just thought I was extra wet and the ‘gush’ sensation was just my juices welling up and then running free… Then I seriously squirted. No fucking Denying it Now. My Undies were soaked beyond saturation, as was my skirt and the doonah I was lying on. All that pent up sexual energy literally burst forth from me.
And before some smart ass pipes up and says, “you just pee’d your pants” shut the fuck up. It wasn’t pee. It’s clear & actually kinda reminded me of amniotic fluid lol.
I’ll do some research and seek out the articles I had read and do a more descriptive post – But I’m just so…. well speechless. But I had to share.
So above mentioned Porn + A Curved Purple Swirl Glass Wand + layaspot + relaxing & finally letting go = Learning to squirt. Well for me at least. I’d love to hear about your experiences, or posts you’ve read about learning to squirt.
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I’m going to catch some well deserved sleep!
P.S Since this Post I did It again, read about it – My Double Orgasm Squirting Post